I'm sorry I've been feeding you chips, pop, skittles and mints for the last few days. But in my defense, the money I save from not buying the nausea medication is money I can spend on you. Also, it's kind of your fault I feel so sick and can only eat junk food. Can we please work this out soon? I promise you'll love avocados, broccoli, fish, and all the other goodies I will feed you when we're back on track.
Your Pukey Mommy